Reorganizing your pin boards is a slippery slope...but you may end up finding a project you forgot about. Next thing you know, you're done with your Christmas gifts because DIY.
Watch another episode of House of Cards… consider a career in politics and get yourself a male Monica Lewinsky. I'd actually never started House of Cards, but I'd been meaning to. So basically, this was just an excuse for me to binge yet another Netflix Original. I can't say the show has made a career in … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #5
Shave those goddamn legs...you can't keep living like this. Pretty sure it’d been about 2 weeks since I last shaved. Please don’t judge me. [ Don't worry. I actually did/wrote this several weeks ago and am now in recovery, on a regular shaving schedule. ] In my defense, I almost always wear jeans (whether I … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him#25
...Or just delete his number. Yep. I went there. Also totally jumped ahead because I'm a #bossbabe and I can. But you know what? Sometimes, you just have to do it. I looked in the mirror one day and wondered what the hell I was doing. There are tons of guys who would LOVE … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #54
Clean your room...it needs to be done. That awkward moment when Elite Daily starts to sound like your mother... Anyways. I live in a studio apartment, so for me, cleaning my room means cleaning literally the entire unit. Which is slightly more than just cleaning your room as far as space…but a lot more in … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #34 & #14 (yes, in that order)
Paint your nails...so you physically can't. Ugh. This is a hard one…because I have ADHD and don’t know how to sit still. Also, I’m a writer…so if my nails are wet, sure, it’s great that I can’t text…but I also can’t write or type or read, for that matter. And there are few things I … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #3
Match with someone else on Tinder. Wait, ew. Sorry Elite Daily, you should probably check up on your dating apps. It’s all about Bumble now. Tinder may have spearheaded the “swipe right movement” but now, it’s just like some sketchy dive bar that only serves Budweiser and is packed with creeps smoking in the alley. … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #1