#36: Put all of your cereal boxes into plastic cereal containers.
I would totally do this…but I can’t.
I don’t eat cereal, and therefore do not have any cereal boxes. Or cereal containers, I might add.
But if I did eat cereal, I’d totally do it.
#47: Play your breasts like drums.
Uh, what? I think I can live without this one…because ouch? Seriously, what’s the point of that? Self injury? Not about that life.
Try it, if you must. But you’re not a monkey or a cave man…or 21st Century Man.
#50: Take a nice, long sh*t.
I could not have smiled bigger when I saw this on the list. Definitely my favorite.
There’s nothing better than a good poop, amiright?
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