First off, please excuse the grammar as far as punctuation goes in this article, as I am currently driving to Fort Worth. Don't worry, I'm not texting and driving. Not really. I'm just speaking into the phone...because, well, when inspiration hits...what can you do? So here's the thing that I hate most about this whole … Continue reading Just freaking text him.
Take some NyQuil... This definitely makes my top 5. I’m actually a chronic insomniac, so I ran out of NyQuil a while ago and have since moved on to “harder” stuff. By that, I mean a legit “sleep aid” that I found at Walgreens while looking for melatonin (which has stopped working). Whatever it is, … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #49
Hide your phone...but not too well. I tried to get my puppy to do this for me, but she didn't really understand. She never did care for fetch. After she stared at me for a full minute with her head cocked, I decided instead to just turn it off and charge it in the kitchen. I … Continue reading Do NOT Text Him #6
